I had to reblog this – very funny!
May We Please Have the Moon? by Janet S. Tiger, copyright 11/15/2003, all rights reserved.
The two million Jews remaining throughout the rest of the world – less than 100,000 total in all the Islamic countries – banded together and purchased the dark side of the moon, which no other companies or people wished to colonize.
Great transports were arranged via the 62,000 mile space elevator and the Space Shuttle and every Jew on Earth – including anyone who claimed any Jewish heritage whatsoever – left to go to a place where no one could blame them for anything.
The Earth rejoiced – happily rid of all Jews. There were huge parties throughout all of Sweden…
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